Absurd Review: “The Road from University Circle”
Upon first reading, we were concerned that the poem might be a map. Upon second reading, we confirmed that it is not a map, but rather all maps at once, folded into a cereal aisle where every box contains a slightly different version of the self, lightly sweetened with epistemological dust. The poet opens with duality — “I have always been of two minds.” This is a bold confession, given that most Clevelanders operate with one and sometimes none. The second line immediately clarifies that the theater district is both stage and sermon, and that even Playhouse Square has questions about its own dramaturgy. We suspect the poet once auditioned for Hamlet but was offered a PhD instead. By stanza three, physics has entered the room, and everyone pretends to understand it. The statement “The physics is simple” is the most terrifying line in the poem, because it implies someone somewhere has done the math and discovered we are all part of a single curved sidewalk. The reviewer who at...